TeeVee runs down what other networks are putting up against the Superbowl. My favorite quote was this:
In a counter-programming move that’s either bold for its unflinching directness or insulting for its reliance on stereotypes, NBC is airing three consecutive episodes of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (8 p.m. - 11 p.m.) while NBC-owned [...]
This is sort of a “Dean link” entry …
You know, I was a little depressed about New Hampshire and Iowa with Dean’s defeats. Then I looked at the delegate count for both states. Dean’s winning. Go here, and scroll down the page until you see “Primary Calendar.” At the bottom of [...]
A recent funny forward:
A study at the University of Missouri shows that the type of facial features that a woman finds attractive can differ depending upon where she is at in her menstrual cycle.
For example:
If a woman is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
If she is menstruating or menopausal, she [...]
GOD, that was a very tough but amazing game! Stay tuned for the credits.
Britney Spears’ Nipples Take the Night Off: “They were tired. Besides, everyone is always watching them, asking for photographs of them, and trying to lick them. The poor little things never get any rest.”
Jeez louise. Guy picks up [...]
Borrowed from my sis , who got it from , who got it from here.
You have just won one million dollars:
1. Who do you call first?
My folks, then my sister, then Burnsy.
2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself?
I’d pay off my credit cards and student loans; find a nice apartment in a [...]
I recently sent the following letter to both the Trib and the Sun-Times:
When readers read and hear, from almost every media outlet nowadays, that Howard Dean’s campaign is down for the count, it really begs the question: how and why is it so? Is it truly due to the reasons you hear about in [...]
George W. Bush: “[T]he illiteracy level of our children are appalling.” (from 1/23/04 remarks to U.S. Conference of Mayors)
Pixar to Disney: “Fuck off!”
TeeVee: “Linux is open! Linux is growing! Linux is everywhere! Linux is bloodthirsty and vengeful! You cannot stop Linux! Please do not taunt Linux! Oh God, you’ve made him angry — run!”
John Perry Barlow: “Some of us believe that another four years of the Bush Administration might turn America into something [...]
God definitely has a sense of humor. The Pope blesses breakdancers.
Inventor of Ctrl-Alt-Del retires!
“OW! Good God, y’all. I feel BAD!”
Written by a soldier: “Pop, can you send me some boots and socks?” Doesn’t sound remarkable? Well, what if I told you it was a Roman soldier?
Ohhhhhhhhhh … CRAP, does this mean Superman is gonna suck.
Sun-Times:
In a move that has enraged and appalled staffers at all [...]
Ew.
*sigh* This story is wrong on so many levels:
A Los Angeles Superior Court judge on Monday gave final approval for the class-action settlement that will allow some Mac OS X owners to get a refund for the operating system. The settlement calls for Apple to refund the cost of Mac OS X (up to US$129) [...]
You should take this test, out of curiousity, to see what you get. I got 10 out of 18. Interesting; makes you think a bit …
Missouri considers bringing creationism into the schools, not bearing in mind how stupid Kansas looked: “For instance, after science standards were changed in Kansas, a physics teacher was [...]
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