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Mandy is the beautiful model and actress who appeared as ‘That Pepsi Girl’ in the Superbowl Pepsi commercial.
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“As it is those employees hadn’t been picking the RTO (rail transit operator) position in decades in some instances. They would need to be retrained as RTOs … and these are not the people you want running your railroad. Age was a factor too.”
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“[T]he trip hits a switch on the underside of the undercarriage and throws the train into ‘emergency.’ That stops the train completely and the motorperson has to reset the train, plus explain to the Control Center how a trip was hit.”
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“CTA’s fares have increased over 95% since 1983, faster than the rate of inflation. Metra fares have increased just 20%. If CTA had received sufficient funding to hold fares to a 20% increase, today’s fare would be just $1.10.”
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“It’s a wall of sand traveling at 60 mph.”
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My parents have had this weird thing going on, too, where half the year they’re on my time zone, and half they’re ahead. Now, they’ll always be ahead.
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“Two hours later, drama ended when [the] item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa, and jalapenos, wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.”
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“[T]he gifts of the Magi symbolize important aspects of his life: gold signifies his kingship; incense prayer and meditation, and myrrh, often used in those times for embalming and anointing of the dead, his eventual suffering and death.”
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“Supreme Court justices heard arguments Monday over whether a Michigan law barring the state from paying for appeals for indigent defendants who plead guilty discriminates against the poor.”
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Matt Drudge: “Bush was unaware ‘Splash Day’ is now a fully gay and lesbian event on the beaches.”
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“Sometimes psychotic rage is viewed as a major character flaw. In other instances, it’s considered an indispensable attribute. We’re not exactly sure how it works, but if you want to fall in the latter category, try these two tips. First, jam a chinchilla
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“This question of why a Mercedes C-230 with someone’s posessions still inside has evidently been abandoned has been driving me batty.”
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Well, at least it’s not something ludicrous like $100.00 or $200.00 …
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Yes, a donkey and a zebra have had a kid together. Wow.
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Turns out the guy’s name is Lynn Hauldren, and check out his Google footprint.
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“Those who want to browse books at Houston’s public libraries should get enough sleep, eat and bathe before they begin to peruse the shelves.”
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“Sacre bleu! Les chenilles, they are invading!”
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“You may have just gotten a message that I was trying to send naughty stuff through the e-mail. It turns out that the computer program seized on the description of how blood will be drawn at the health fair, which used the phrase ‘finger pr—k”.”
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