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“In place of the commode roars a fluorescent blue waterfall, a huge, heaving cascade of toilet fluid thrust waist-high into the air and splashing into all four corners of the lavatory. Pouring from the top of this volcano, like smoke out of a factory chim
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“She’s a Republican, she’s 75, her husband has Alzheimer’s and she wants to spend time with him. She probably thinks there’s no better time to retire and let Bush put another Republican in her place.”
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“So my challenge, as my daughters were dusting off their stopwatch, was to persuade them to preorder the book online.”
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The video game’s name is bad enough. If you’re really curious about how gross an adult Atari 2600 game can be when it’s just block pixels … well …
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“I’m starting a campaign called ‘Too Cool for Internet Explorer.’ This site looks almost as intended in Safari and Mozilla based browsers, while it looks like ass-crap in Internet Explorer.”
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“The most compelling puzzles and questions facing scientists today.”
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A number of rather beautifully drawn and painted Star Trek paintings.
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“Yeah, Brad, I’m sure that $20 million you made on Mr. & Mrs. Smith wouldn’t be remotely helpful in reducing poverty. And Tom Hanks! So glad you’re using your fame to support this cause, rather than, you know, that $70 million you made on Forrest Gump.”
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