Pertinacious Metanoia

“I have something immaculateness, which retards from the carpet of the night, which, I must begin back.”

Dunkin’ Donuts’ patent on the surface pattern of a pastry. Ooooooooo-kay …

“I spin through my mental rolodex of faces. Ah, there he is. Dan something or other. Cute wife. He proposed to her in my section two years ago. I stuck the ring on a piece of tiramisu. Now they’re expecting their first child. Tempus Fugit.”

“As a result, I tend to act as though no one can see what I’m doing inside aslong as the lights are off and there is no other source of light illuminating me. My wife, however, is often appalled by this behavior.”

J.K. Rowling’s response to those who keep shoving a Harry-Hermione relationship down her throat. (Well … maybe not.)

You’ll get a chuckle out of this if you’re a geek, otherwise it’ll be way too esoteric. (He does have a separate post explaining it at the end.)

So evidently we are unaware of blinks specifically so that we aren’t constantly distracted by the world going dark every few seconds. (Until you read this article and start noticing it every time you blink!)

Which goes to show you that many Americans have a very well-developed sense of ironic justice.

Jason: “America West. The napkins were Saab-themed as well.”

So evidently Sunday could have been a heck of a lot worse. I’m grateful we didn’t have 115-120 degree heat indices!