Pertinacious Metanoia

What is incredibly scary is the photograph of the actor who played Augustus, WHO IS APPARENTLY STILL IN COSTUME.

“You have reached the very last page of the Internet. We hope you have enjoyed your browsing. Enjoy the rest of your life.”

“Since EA didn’t take the time to respond (or maybe even read) our emails about various stats-server security holes, it clearly showed us how much they care. Therefore, we came to the conclusion that modifying 5 million accounts wouldn’t be that big of a

Looks like I’ve got a cell phone tower just 0.2 miles away. No wonder my reception at home’s pretty sweet.

“This posture revealed her Depends riding high out of the back of her low-rise jeans.”

“About a dozen papers objected to Tuesday’s and Wednesday’s ‘Doonesbury’ comic strips, and some either pulled or edited them.”

“A Republican Senator suggested the same day they contained scenes of ‘rape and murder.’ No wonder Rumsfeld commented then, ‘If these are released to the public, obviously it’s going to make matters worse.’”

Evidently you can ignore the “guide” part of it, then. Perhaps “fluff” or “celebrity B.S.” would be a better substitute for that second word?

“Scientists say they have unearthed the reason for the feline’s utter indifference toward sweet-tasting goodies: The gene for its sweet-taste receptor is riddled with errors and does not work.”