Pertinacious Metanoia

“The front of the new dollar coins will depict former presidents, but not those who are living or have been dead for less than two years.”

“Now watch the Yule Log on your video iPod!”

“When a brick was thrown through 5 year old Issac Schnitzer’s menorah-decorated window, the predominantly non-Jewish city responded in a remarkable way: the local paper printed thousands of menorahs, and people displayed them in their windows as a gestur

“Speaking in British accent.”

“If anyone you know says this is the one they want to see, my advice is: Don’t know that person no more.”

“Pete L tells us about Sony’s latest blunder in this whole rootkit fiasco. Apparently Sony Style is still selling the infected CDs.”

“I was able to do this without calling any lawyers or receiving any cease and desist letters, because all these photos were published on Flickr with CC licenses that let me know it was OK to use them this way.”

“No, I’ve never written a children’s song, just a satirical song about the modern Christian tendency to ‘Christianize’ everything. I was hoping everyone would get the satire, but they missed the satire, and embraced the song as legit.”

“I am writing a test sentence.” “Siam fighting atomic sentry.”

“You keep them in business. Yet they hide from you. Until now.”