Pertinacious Metanoia

“‘Whenever I go to arrest somebody, they say, ‘Oh, God, give me another chance. Oh, God, let me go. I’ll turn myself in tomorrow,” Sewell said. He said he thinks his designated mark is legal.” What a dumbass!

“Well, for starters, a few associates objected to a joke you made. You were at lunch talking about phone training, and you made a joke about it being too long. They felt that was disrespectful of the firm’s training policies.”

“Asians, Inuit and Native North Americans have predominantly dry earwax, as they have a gene that prevents cerumen from mixing with their earwax.”

“In addition, current residents of Christiania will be forced to become
members of a public housing organisation, and will likely have to begin paying a
normal rent on their properties. Currently, adult residents pay DKK 250 per
month to live in Christ

“They lost touch until 1999, according to Ekmektsis, when they started E-mailing. She says he told her he’d written a call-girl character into ‘The West Wing.’”

I particularly like his analysis of the possible reprecussions of the Bush Administration’s foreign policy in Ghana.

“Clayborne’s bosses say she is liable for any money lost over $20, which seems nearly impossible for a driver to manage if they have multiple stops on a delivery.”

“They never spoke. It was actually quite sweet.”

This is one of the more hilarious entries I’ve seen in this blog in a while.