31 Mar 06 links for 2006-04-01

• What did Jesus look like?
  “According to the Beverly Hills Teddy Bear Company, makers of the Messengers of Faith doll line, he looks like Val Kilmer.”
  (tags: funny images religion)
• Indiana’s upcoming change in time zone policy is going to screw up Outlook calendars across the state.
  “‘It’s better to have the state on the same time,’ he said. ‘I think they should go Central right across the board.’”
  (tags: interesting weird geekery)
• NASCAR hot dogs! NASCAR bacon! NASCAR laptops! NASCAR chainsaws!
  (tags: funny weird as_hell)
• “Walt Disney coined the term plussing as a way of making an idea even better. By telling his workers to plus it, even when they think they nailed it … “
  ” … gave Disney that extra edge when it came to quality animation back in the day. Pixar is a staunch believer in plussing their work. And it shows.”
  (tags: interesting cartoons history goodideas)
• A man does backflips trying to get a negative comment posted to Amazon — and finally gives up after they censor him, time after time.
  (tags: interesting reading)
• How the neocons have photoshopped Dean, the soldiers, and many others to make villainously non-real campaign ads …
  (tags: neocon corrupt photos)
• Progressive: Woman Gets $100 Ticket for BUSHIT Bumpersticker
  In a state where there’s *no* “lewd bumper sticker” law currently on the books.
  (tags: dumbass censorship fascist)
• Ask Metafilter: “Why is it sometimes so difficult to stop doing a habitual activity even for a few moments, while trying really hard?”
  Amazingly interesting topic.
  (tags: reading amazing science interesting as_hell)
• Chicago Tribune: “Starting in June, the Blue Line’s 54/Cermak branch will take a new route and a new name: the Pink Line.”
  What the goddamn hell is going on in those dumbass’ heads? THE GODDAMN *PINK* LINE?!?!?!?!
  (tags: subway chicago whaddafuck)
• This Is Broken - Connecticut “Fast File”
  “How am I supposed to input my forgotten pin to retrieve my forgotten pin?!”
  (tags: funny images dumbass government)
• Cute Overload: Rule #7 IN FULL EFFECT
  Rule of Cuteness #7: A thing, accompanied by a smaller version of that thing, is always cute.
  (tags: cute cats photos)
• Chicagoist: How Many Licks Does It Take?
  “Mr. Tony Soprano himself, reportedly heavily sauced, approached a woman at the club and began licking her face and head ‘as if he was licking a lollipop,’ according to a witness.”
  (tags: weird as_hell chicago whaddafuck)
• My Boring Ass Life » Me and My Shadow, Pt. 3
  “Kevin Smith finally chronicles what he’s only hinted about previously: the journey of Jason Mewes.”
  (tags: movies celebrity tragic interesting reading)