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“I feel like my life is a movie. But it’s being shown on TV. So all the sex scenes are cut.”
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“I’m scared. I’m sad. I’m lonely. I’m a lot of things … what I’m not is the old me. I miss the old me … I hope I come back.”
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*shiver* Filling up the vas deferens with gel. That’s just a chilling thought …
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Complete with “The More You Know … ” graphics. Nice to see NBC has a sense of humor about itself.
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Yes, that’s right … Bill & Ted’s Excellent MUSICAL Adventure.
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“[T]he god of the Bible seems too volatile to be the creator of such a harmonious universe. However, that volatility can be explained by the fact that several different human beings wrote the Bible. Volatility and injustice are human traits, not divine.”
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Er, there’s a good reason. A … typographical … reason.
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“The movie will be released in the United States in July 2007.” I’m … underwhelmed.
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“Ted McGinley is the human incarnation of an ancient and powerful immortal being.” “Jesse Donald Knotts (July 21, 1924 – February 24, 2006) was a television actor best known for his bumbling comic persona and his brutal, murderous rage.”
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If only this weren’t an April Fool’s Day joke … the vinyl player is a nice touch.
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“Even though these microwaves are about as harmful as the leakage from an ordinary microwave oven (not much), do not put computers, televisions, other sensitive electrical equipment, food, liquids, paper, glass, or living things … “
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Cute Overload, amazingly enough, shoots a number of very pointed and intelligent barbs at Slashdot.
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“The Comic strip switcheroo (also known as the ‘Great Comics Switcheroonie’ or the “Great April Fools Switcheroonie”) was a series of jokes played out between comic strip writers and artists, without the foreknowledge of their editors, on April Fool’s Day
