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“Then this happy one came at 6:59 a.m. from ChicagoPoe: ‘Normal red line routing restored.’ Whoo hoo!” (Glad to be the one to give you the good news!)
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“Wait — what am I saying? It’s Windows, running on a Macintosh. Seriously: whoah. It’s like taking a freaky-bus ride to surreal-town while wearing rainbow-dipped trip-o-glasses, but it’s also genuinely exciting.”
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Cool. I am in no immediate hurry to get a Crackberry, but if I ever did, it would have to be a clamshell … those one-piece units are dorky as hell.
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“The market of Mac game players is going to explode if consumers can play the entire library of Windows games plus the entire library of Mac games on their Macs.”
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“Imagine that you’re a sysadmin and you could tell your boss that you could outfit a classroom or a lab with one model computer that could run either your Mac image or your Windows image, or even both of the images? Suddenly your rooms are dual-use rooms.
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“This morning, Wall Street demonstrated a bit of support, too, as Apple stock rose 8% in early trading.”
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“Operating much like a pop-up toaster, this unique kitchen appliance lets you easily prepare two hot dogs (complete with toasted buns) in minutes.”
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Realize that it’s ongoing dialogue.
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“Pique.”
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*mrfle*
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“Still not beige enough.”
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“Dude, Where’s My Legal Pad?” “David Bigalow: Male Investment Banker”
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“‘[A] senior Homeland Security Department law enforcement agent was busted last October for exposing himself to a girl in the food court of a mall,’ and [...] the agent, Frank Figueroa, used to run [... DHS'] program to combat child sex abuse.” WHA?!?!?!
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Kevin Smith finally chronicles what he’s only hinted about previously: the journey of Jason Mewes.
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“That’s right, you’re eating Zen. Not just any Zen, but ‘optimum Zen.’”
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“[T]ake comfort in knowing it’ll have plenty of aesthetically pleasing amenities that you’ll probably never get to enjoy including pools, hot tubs, a running track, a wine room, private party suite, and a skygarden.”
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That’s … going to be funny. Will the cameras be in the way? If not, how long until streakers or somebody else cracks up the news anchors? They’re only human, y’know. (We think.)
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“As God has shown us, by turning stones to bread … ” God never turned stones to bread in the Bible. The devil tempted him by trying to get him to do it, but Jesus refused.
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“As of today, the new equation is that all computers can run Windows, but some, the special ones from Apple, also run Mac OS X.”
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Poor little baby.
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The geeks of the Internet were all too willing to help a friend in need.
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“To find out about this significant factual change in the allegations against Gordon at 3 PM on a Sunday when we were supposed to be going to trial at 9 AM on a Monday is disconcerting. It unfortunately has the result of costing Mr. Lee and the Fund tons
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“[I]f there’s a sticker on the product, and it peels off cleanly (and without tearing), then they’re a respectful company. If it tears or leaves sticky residue that you need to scrape off with a razor, then they don’t.”
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“This can be done by making a fist, and tapping the bottle downwards against the fist, to bring the bottle to an abrupt halt.”
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If you really needed any convincing that Bush is an Armageddonist, this would be stark, living, brilliant proof.
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Quite a few odd ones in here, including a DVD player in a headlight. Wha?
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The animation is of exceptionally poor quality, but they manage to mimic the movie scenes perfectly. The concept is really quite fun.
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Really, not that I care about the movies. But I am curious as to how the books’ll wrap up, and this probably means that the last book will be out next July, too.
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“Cary’s Pocket Globe agreeable to the latest Discoveries London pubd. by J & W Cary Strand Apr.1.1792, printed in cartouche, the twelve hand-coloured gores applied to papier mache sphere, mounted by two pins at the poles in fish skin spherical case … “
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“To quickly jump between categories, use Command-Down Arrow and Command-Up Arrow.”
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“Running in the terminal lets me continue to work and reboot on my own terms. The command is: sudo softwareupdate -i -a.”
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Cute as hell, that’s what it would sound like.
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“A number of audience members left the room at that point, visibly angered by what some perceived as irreverence. ‘We believe in a God!’ exclaimed one woman as she left the room with three young children.”
