02 Jul 06 Net Crap (7/2)

• “I can’t quit you, Rush.”
  (tags: neocon politics video funny)
• Dr. Seuss Is A Genius
  (tags: tv video funny)
• Agent Smith Wants Ice Cream!
  (tags: video movies hysterical)
• The Size Of Our World
  (tags: cool images science space)
• ZDNet: “in the fall, having the latest WGA will become mandatory and if its not installed, Windows will give a 30 day warning and when the 30 days is up and WGA isn’t installed, Windows will stop working, so you might as well install WGA now.”
  (tags: hysterical microsoft)
• Guardian: Harry Potter Author’s Grim Hints
  (tags: books)
• Straight Dope Staff Report: How much money do beggars make?
  (tags: fascinating reference)
• CTA Tattler: The new kinder, gentler train announcements
  “So we were on the same car yesterday and every time the new announcements would come on, the guy would smirk and make these big faces and air-puff expressions to himself. I thought maybe this change has messed with his inner dialogue?”
  (tags: funny subway chicago)
• Many U.S. Iraq War vets return to homelessness
  “As a member of the U.S. army National Guard, Nadine Beckford patrolled New York City train stations after Sept. 11, 2001 with a 9 mm pistol, then served a treacherous year in Iraq. Now, six months after returning, Beckford lives in a homeless shelter.”
  (tags: tragic whaddafuck dumbass neocon horrifying military)
• Shakespeare’s Sister: News from Shakes Manor
  “Mr. Shakes: Lookit, she’s making the same face right noo! Hahahaha.”
  (tags: photos funny)
• Talk show host Melanie Morgan says “any newspaper editor” who publishes classified info should be “locked in a steel cage,” murdered by family members of slain troops, and sent to “hottest corner of hell.”
  (tags: dumbass whaddafuck neocon politics)
• “my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests”
  (tags: funny)
• Street Smarts: Learning From JetBlue
  “Hi, my name is Dave Neeleman, and I’m the CEO of JetBlue. I’m here to serve you this evening, and I’m looking forward to meeting each of you before we land.”
  (tags: cool goodideas fascinating)
• Yahoo! News Photo: “A mouse rides on the back of a frog in floodwaters.”
  (tags: weather photos funny)