04 Jul 06 … it might buy you some time …
Enjoyed an old episode of “The Show With Ze Frank,” which had two wonderful gems:
The Washington Post reports that US forces killed a local leader of al-Qaida this weekend, dealing what US military authorities call, a “blow” to the insurgency. Awesome, you guys dealt another blow? It’s like blow after blow after blow. Whoever blows the most people wins.
Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end, it’ll just suck.
It’s not cool to call the President a dick because we’re supposed to have respect for the office. Normally, respect is something that you have to earn, or it’s a substitute for the phrase, “feel sorry for”, as in “respect your elders”.
When respect is demanded, regardless of a person’s actions, it’s called tyranny. Can you spell tyranny?
Watch it here:
