10 Jul 06 Net Crap (7/10)

• Data is NOT having a wonderful time!
  Bwa ha ha ha ha … friggin’ hilarious …
  (tags: tv scifi video funny)
• Fiction: The Ant King: A California Fairy Tale, by Benjamin Rosenbaum
  “Stan went to a group to try to accept that Sheila was gone. It was a group for people whose unrequited love had ended in some kind of surrealist moment.”
  (tags: scifi cool)
• 365 tomorrows » Fire
  “‘This is for John,’ whispered the woman, as she avenged one man with the motion to fire.”
  (tags: scifi military)
• How about that: George W. Bush and I agree on something …
  (tags: movies politics)
• Calvin and Hobbes, over 11 years ago, perfectly predicts America’s 2006 political state of affairs.
  (tags: funny neocon amazing comics politics)
• A dog has no front legs, but learned, as a result, to walk bipedally.
  (tags: whaddafuck holy_shit video amazing)
• SNL: Star Wars Auditions
  Walter Matthau as Obi-Wan, Christopher Walken as Han Solo (Kevin Spacey doing the impression), and Richard Dreyfuss as C-3PO.
  (tags: movies scifi video funny)
• Trailer for “The Science of Sleep” — Michel Gondry’s new film, coming in September.
  Gondry was the guy who directed and thought up a lot of “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.”
  (tags: weird video movies cool)
• Pogue’s Posts - Netflix, Thy Name Is Customer Service
  “That’s still not a problem. Mail it back, and we’ll refund your $20.”
  (tags: goodideas amazing)
• Wikipedia: Cadaver Synod
  “[T]he decomposing body of Formosus, who had been dead for nine months, was dressed in his papal vestments and seated on a throne while his successor, Pope Stephen VI, read the charges against him and conducted the trial.”
  (tags: hysterical horrifying gross awful weird whaddafuck religion)
• Enter the Jabberwock: Campfire of the Vanities
  “Aww, lookit the widdle demons. Those are probably the cutest things Chick’s ever drawn. They sure beat his disproportionate, bug-eyed, repulsive monster children.”
  (tags: weird comics neocon religion homosexuality funny)
• Adam Carolla hangs up on Ann Coulter.
  Ann Coulter is over 90 minutes late for Adam Carolla’s radio show and then says, “But I’m really tight on time now.” Adam then says, “All right, get lost,” and hangs up on her. My new hero!
  (tags: heroic you_go_boy neocon funny hysterical)
• Ten Things I Hate About Local TV News
  “Their real feel is going to be lower than the other stations guaranteed, no one else has the Weatherforce Calculator II. “
  (tags: tv funny)
• A child has remained virtually the same for over 12 years, frozen in time at nine months.
  This is bizarre as hell. But if it’s true, and not some masterfully put-together hoax, then I cannot tell you to what extent I feel sorry for this child and her parents.
  (tags: amazing science video tragic sad whaddafuck)
• Pirates of the Caribbean 2 Fireplace Set
  “Inspired by design work in the film Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, this set of swords has a skull and can really be used to maintain your fireplace.” Oh, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
  (tags: weird whaddafuck movies funny)