25 Aug 06 Net Crap (8/25)

• “A man who mixed martinis for Marilyn Monroe and poured Scotch for John Lennon was feted as New York’s oldest bartender when he turned 90 this week, and he vowed to keep working.”
  (tags: cool)
• Hit the Road, Tom, and don’tcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more …
  “[A]s much as we like him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew the deal. His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount.”
  (tags: you_go_boy hysterical celebrity)
• MSNBC: ‘Survivor’s’ new racial divide
  “[T]hey will be divided into four tribes, which the show is calling the White Tribe, the African-American Tribe, the Asian-American Tribe and the Hispanic Tribe.” WTF?!?!?!?!
  (tags: tv dumbass)
• Herald: Holidaying Pope criticises overwork
  “Working too hard, even for those leading the Catholic Church, is bad for the spirit, the Pope said as he greeted tourists yesterday at his summer residence outside Rome.” So Bush can rest easy at his Crawford ranch. *rolls eyes*
  (tags: funny religion)
• Senior Microsoft exec says unlock work internet or risk losing staff: .
  “‘Companies all over the world are saying, oh, you can’t be on the internet while you’re at work. You can’t be on instant messaging at work…’ she said. ‘These are digital immigrant ideas.’ Kirah defines ‘digital immigrants’ as people who were
  (tags: you_go_boy microsoft insightful)
• The ‘Zen Sluggo’ Cartoon as a Tattoo
  (tags: photos cool)
• “I’m Coming Home”
  (tags: video music powerful military)
• Dr. Seuss wanted to kick Hitler’s ass.
  There’s a truly offensive cartoon in this particular thread — but still, quite interesting.
  (tags: military cartoons)
• Why You Shouldn’t Depend Entirely On Webapps
  (tags: food4thought insightful)
• How to Emulate Linky’s Functionality in Safari
  (tags: macintosh reference useful)