11 Nov 06 Net Crap (11/12)

• “Our party does not suffer the affliction of being a boiling mad collection of fringe interests with notions so cockeyed that they ultimately rub each other raw and make average Americans cringe. Republicans will never be that.”
  Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
  (tags: dumbass politics neocon hysterical funny)
• Pretty cool story about a “lame duck” mayor who had a pretty amazing impact.
  (tags: heroic government beautiful powerful holy_shit cool)
• Season Shot - Ammo With Flavor
  “Season Shot is made of tightly packed seasoning bound by a fully biodegradable food product. The seasoning is actually injected into the bird on impact seasoning the meat from the inside out.”
  (tags: funny weird whaddafuck)
• Seed: Who Wants to Be a Cognitive Neuroscientist Millionaire?
  A researcher in neurolinguistics uses the knowledge of his field to get to the $500,000 level on the daytime “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?”.
  (tags: funny science powerful cool amazing tv)
• New York Magazine: How to Fix Shows Like ‘Lost’
  As someone who’s still in love with the show in its third season, I’ll nevertheless completely agree with this.
  
  (tags: tv)
• That’s the nice thing about being on SNL. When your apartment gets bedbugs, you can sue for half a million.
  (tags: creepy celebrity powerful food4thought)
• *Sniffle*. *Sniffle*. *Sniffle*. Okay, maybe we’re actually doing a little good over there.
  *Sniffle.*
  (tags: military photos powerful sweet)
• CNN: Candidate gets no votes — but he voted for himself
  “Randy Wooten figured he would get at least one vote in his bid for mayor of this town of 80 people — even if it was just his own. He did not. Now he has to decide whether to file a formal protest.”
  (tags: interesting funny politics)