Circuit City: If you fire all your knowledgeable employees and lose 75% of your sales, you evidently get $1 million bonuses at the end of the year. I have GOT to get me one of these CEO gigs.
(tags: whaddafuck weird corporatism)
Have you heard about the BallBra?
(tags: funny)
This one deserves its own highlight. Suffice it to say that if you’re in a place where you can’t guffaw out loud, don’t go here quite yet.
A funny yet funny-sad-annoying support transaction with Palm, Inc.:
So I asked employee C11329 to be transfered to her manager. She told me she was the most senior person at Palm. I asked her again politely to transfer me to her manager. She told me she had none. I asked to be transfered to the person [...]
A man waterboards himself:
Now, those of you who know me will know that I am both enamored of my own toughness and prone to hyperbole. The former, I feel that I am justifiably proud of. The latter may be a truth in many cases, but this is the simple fact:
It took me ten minutes to [...]
I’m more than a little puzzled. This ABC story gives a brief example of a new tactic being used by police everywhere:
Robin Garrison, an off-duty 42-year-old firefighter, was walking in Berliner Park in Columbus, Ohio, in May when he saw a woman sunbathing topless under a tree.
He approached her and they started talking and [...]
Rolling Stone: “The Death of High Fidelity”
Why MP3s, despite being ubiquitious, are one of the worse things to happen to modern-day albums.
(tags: interesting music)
“Security Question,” by Ramon Rozas III
(tags: funny cool geekery)
The Apple History entry for my current computer, a 20″ Intel iMac.
(tags: interesting cool geekery apple reference)
I love a big dog foot whamming the Hulk into the ground. It’s a delightful sight gag.
(tags: comics hysterical funny)
So I just got introduced to “Fairytale of New York,” by the Pogues, featuring Kirsty McColl. Ironically enough, it was through Venture Bros.‘ Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend, which, if you know the song and then listen to their cover, is not the best introduction to the song’s melody (but charming in its own parodic [...]
AM: Where to find free therapy in Chicago
(tags: reference useful chicago health)
Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure - Yahoo! News
“Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of ‘mythical facts’ about him.” Aaaaand … the fad’s dead.
(tags: dumbfuck)
The Most Expensive Drink at [...]
The Lakota Nation has seceded from the United States. No kiddin’.
(tags: funny politics woohoo you_go_boy interesting food4thought)
Lynne Spears’s Parenting Book ‘Delayed Indefinitely’
Yeah, with Jamie Lynn Spears 16 weeks pregnant and, well, Britney on the other hand, I’m just really not surprised.
(tags: funny)
AtariAge - Atari 2600 Manuals - Robot Tank (Activision)
God … Robot Tank. I remember this. I earned the “Medal of Merit” from Activision … I was so proud [...]
gumEase®
(tags: reference)
Thanks offered to wounded U.S. troops going undelivered - News - inRich.com
“Hundreds of thousands of holiday cards and letters thanking wounded American troops for their sacrifice and wishing them well never reach their destination. They are returned to sender or thrown away unopened.”
(tags: whaddafuck seasonal sad military)
11th Grader Given Detention For Using Firefox
(tags: amazing whaddafuck firefox geekery)
There’s so much information disseminated on the Internet nowadays that it’s always a slight bit of a kick to find something undocumented.
I’ve been rewatching The West Wing and just got to the finale. Curious as to what was on the letter that Bartlet wrote to Santos, I googled, and found only a brief attempt [...]
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