“It’s your fault if we’re blown up because you ignored the fake dynamite in the transparent bags which we planted all over our mall, dumbfucks.”
(tags: whaddafuck dumbfuck hysterical)
A computer glitch caused the 500-point drop in the Dow Jones. Oh, that’s comforting.
(tags: geekery whaddafuck holy_holy_shit)
You too can be married in a Disney Princess ™ wedding [...]
Gotta love that sensationalistic headline, eh?
Courtesy of Ask Metafilter, I’ve learned that there are three places in America that you cannot get to without going through Canada or traveling through water: the Northwest Angle (Minnesota), Point Roberts (Washington State), and Alburgh (Vermont).
BBC: “The sea squirt has a very simple brain which is used only to find a suitable spot to root itself for life. Once it’s settled into a spot, it no longer needs the brain, so it eats it.”
(tags: weird interesting cool science)
Now Cory is shilling topical pain relief creams. *shakes head*
(tags: whaddafuck hysterical [...]
The dancing here is pretty amazing:
Incredibly impressive — one guy does all of the singers in “We are the World”:
CTA Tattler: “This is ENOUGH! ALL OF YOU ARE LEAVING THIS TRAIN! We do NOT need this type of behavior on our way home from work! GET OUT! GET OUT!”
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(tags: subway chicago hysterical you_go_boy)
A man makes a nearly-perfect CGI replica of Korean actress Song Hye Kyo.
I agree with others, however, in that the [...]
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“From what I can tell, the image above is legit, and documents one of a number of billboard ads for the Greater Buffalo, NY chapter of the American Red Cross. What’s creepy about the ad campaign is that they’ve pegged … “
” … the date of a future ‘terrorist attack’ at November 9th 2009, and [...]
A very amazing monologue from Craig Ferguson about compassion and the “thinking” disease. (You may know Ferguson as Mr. Wick on “The Drew Carey Show,” but you’ve not seen him as wise, thoughtful, and Scottish as this.)
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Uncle Jay Explains the News
Friggin’ *hilarious*.
(tags: hysterical funny)
The “Mousing Around” Slideshow — How Apple Introduced People to Using a Mouse
(tags: apple funny nostalgia)
Above And Beyond: Nintendo Fixes Wii In 30 Minutes - Consumerist
“When his Wii emerged, not only had Nintendo repaired the console, but they transferred his points and reset the warranty clock. No wonder [...]
One of my favorite parodies from “Robot Chicken” — and yes, that is Mark Hamill voicing Luke:
A young girl asks on YouTube — why do people hate Bush? My response:
In terms of individual things he’s done, I could go on for years, but it boils down, I think to this: I don’t feel that he values that very thing you asked us for: civility. I don’t believe he treats [...]