Pertinacious Metanoia

If you live in Northbrook, you’re not a Chicagoan. You’re now a Northbrook suburbanite, Steinberg, not a Chicagoan.

“Chicago City Council voted to change the name so as not to ‘disgrace the memory of Captain William H. Wells, hero of the Fort Dearborn massacre, and for whom the street had been named.’”

“The political ad copies a prior commercial infringement of our copyright. We recognize the legal issues inherent under the First Amendment and the copyright law as to political expression of opinion, but who cares? MONEY! MONEY! GOD DAMN IT, MONEY!”

You know, this is definitely a pretty darn cool tattoo.

“The honeycomb-like feature has been seen before. NASA’s Voyager 1 and 2 spacecraft imaged it more than two decades ago.”

“This is a deep fryer that uses a goldfish tank with live goldfish. Oil and water don’t mix, so the 163 degree oil stays on top. The fish eat the greasy food flakes that fall through, stay away from the surface, and can happily live for 5-10 years.”

R-E-A-D-A-B-O-Ohhhhhhhhh-kayyyyyyyyy!