Musings of a Chicagoan

“In Japan, emoticons tend to emphasize the eyes, such as the happy face (^_^) and the sad face (;_;).”

Now, wait a minute. If the TSA *knows* that the liquid is harmless enough that they feel comfortable donating it to a homeless shelter, then they know that it’s harmless enough to be kept and traveled with. WTF?

“[I]t’s difficult to imagine a more righteous bedbug lawsuit.”

“The grenades proved to be very popular souvenirs, and I wondered briefly what the TSA chaps at the airport would do when tourists started turning up at the airport with grenades in their luggage and carry-ons. Won’t there be some larfs in security!”

Jason Kottke: “[T]he USPS passing along internal problems to their customers, the same crappy stuff that banks and the airlines do. Keep the process simple…we don’t care about your technology can and can’t do. Figure it out.”