Musings of a Chicagoan

“To supplement the voluntary weekly meat allotment of two and a half pounds per person, [...] beef or calf hearts are among these meats which are rich in iron and vitamin B.”

And we’ve not won a World Series since this was taken … *sigh*

“The saga began when an errant nut fell between the ample cleavage of a female friend. He ate the nut and discovered the hallowed journey had somehow made it tastier. Now Dee’s cycles every nut between the breasts of a beautiful woman.”

A nice little optical illusion courtesy of a well-planned animated GIF.

Someone took porn scenes and made them extremely innocent thanks to Photoshopped clothing, normal dialogue, and strategically placed objects.