01 Oct 07 Superdictionary Geekery

A bit of comic geekery that made me laugh hysterically:

You know what I really want? Really? I really, really want for the Superdictionary to exist as one of the 52 parallel DC universes. Just think about that. Jason Todd would get so fed up, so fast.

“Batman, this man from another world has punched me. He threw his fist into my face. I have received a punch, and now my face is in pain.”

“SHUT UP! SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE BAG OF CRAP! WHY WON’T ANY OF YOU TALK NORMALLY??”

“I don’t want you to punch Robin. Perhaps you are thirsty, and being thirsty has made you upset. Here, drink this Bat-punch I made. Make this liquid which is called punch pour down your throat, and perhaps you won’t feel upset anymore. This punch will make it so that you are no longer thirsty.”

“I’LL FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU!!”