25 Jun 08 Kill It, Lion Jesus!

Heh. McSweeney’s does “Lit 101 Class in Three Lines or Less” (via Kottke).

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

C.S. LEWIS: Finally, a utopia ruled by children and populated by talking animals.

THE WITCH: Hi, I’m a sexually mature woman of power and confidence.

C.S. LEWIS: Ah! Kill it, lion Jesus!