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21 Nov 08 Net Crap (11/18 - 11/20)

These are things I ran across recently on the Internet and thought were interesting, remarkable, or stood out in some way to me.

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20 Nov 08 “Everything’s Going to Just Somehow Gel and Settle”

One of the best hidden gems that are out there is the movie “Waking Life,” which caught my attention when “A Scanner Darkly” was coming out and it was mentioned in passing that the rotoscoping technique Linklater used in that film he used in “Waking Life” first. Well, fortunately, like I always say, on the Internet most of the time someone’s going to have already gone to the trouble of doing something you want — and sure enough, there is a fan-annotated Waking Life script on the Web.

Here’s the dialogue:

I mean, while, technically, I’m closer to the end of my life than I’ve ever been, I actually feel more than ever that I have all the time in the world. When I was younger, there was a desperation, a desire for certainty, like there was an end to the path, and I had to get there.

I know what you mean, because I can remember thinking, “Oh, someday, like in my mid-thirties maybe, everything’s going to just somehow gel and settle, just end.” It was like there was this plateau, and it was waiting for me, and I was climbing up it, and when I got to the top, all growth and change would stop. Even exhilaration. But that hasn’t happened like that, thank goodness. I think that what we don’t take into account when we’re young is our endless curiosity. That’s what’s so great about being human.

It is between English professor Lisa Moore and author Carole Dawson.

And the thing was, I really felt that too when I was younger. That I’d reach a certain point in the mid-thirties where I’d hit the “endpoint” of being married, having kids, paying off a house, etc..

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14 Nov 08 Net Crap (11/14)

These are things I ran across recently on the Internet and thought were interesting, remarkable, or stood out in some way to me.

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13 Nov 08 Net Crap (11/11 - 11/13)

These are things I ran across recently on the Internet and thought were interesting, remarkable, or stood out in some way to me.

12 Nov 08 Keith Olbermann on Proposition 8: Why?

Occasionally, someone makes my arguments for me, touching upon each and every point I would make and arguing them with more eloquence than I probably would have been able to muster, at least not without a great deal of work.

In any case, this is touching, and most definitely worth watching.

09 Nov 08 Net Crap (11/8 - 11/9)

These are things I ran across recently on the Internet and thought were interesting, remarkable, or stood out in some way to me.

08 Nov 08 President Obama: The First Trekkie President

Oh, my God! THE PRESIDENT’S A TREKKIE! YES!!!!!!!

From part three Newsweek’s seven-part behind-the-scenes series:

He had wanted to go back to the state of his first great triumph to give a speech unofficially kicking off the fall campaign, even though Clinton officially was still in the race. “That’s an interesting belt buckle,” he said to Michelle, mischievously. She feigned offense and said, “I am interesting, next to you. Surprise, surprise, a blue suit, a white shirt and a tie.” Obama grinned and bent down until he was almost at eye level with her waist. He jabbed a playful finger toward her belt buckle, and let loose his inner nerd. “The lithium crystals! Beam me up, Scotty!” Obama squeaked, laughing at his own lame joke as Michelle rolled her eyes.

Geek power!

:-)

07 Nov 08 Net Crap (11/3 - 11/7)

These are things I ran across recently on the Internet and thought were interesting, remarkable, or stood out in some way to me.

  • No kidding. It's written quite seriously.
  • What? The? Fuck?
  • "It's the clash of genres that you've always wanted in new video game Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ, as poor Little Red has to fight undead versions of classic fairy tale characters in order to save the day. Thankfully, this version of Red was taking more than just food to Granny. How else to explain her heavy artillery? Click through for images of some of the undead favorites that she'll have to face"
  • "The CNN anchors were not really speaking to three-dimensional projected images, but rather empty space, Kreuzer said. The images were simply added to what viewers saw on their screens at home, in much the same way computer-generated special effects are added to movies."
  • "The original 'Rocky Horror' is no great cinematic masterpiece. The sets are cheap, the costumes cheaper, and the effects awful. But you know what it's got heart. Lots of it. And an anarchic glee that doesn't care if you get all the references to 50's sci-fi movies. Nor does it care what particular sexual stripe you prescribe to. It's just fun. As Brad and Janet both attest in the film it's not right 'but isn't it nice.' That's what big name stars and production values can't do."
  • "Enough preamble, then. To wit, the 2008 Candy Hierarchy."
  • "These commemorative stickers mark Barack Obama's historic victory and were designed by groundbreaking artist Shepard Fairey—the same artist who designed the world-famous, iconic 'Hope' poster for Obama. You can get one sticker for free."
  • "Concerning yummy burgers from a grill that's never cleaned — there is a 'restaurant' in Memphis called Dyer's (an appropriate name, you'll see) that has been in business over 75 years. Their specialty is deep fried burgers (just the meat, to be totally clear). No, that's not the killer part (well, yes, but it gets better/much worse). The killer part is that they deep fry the burgers in a big kettle of grease that has NEVER BEEN CHANGED in over 75 YEARS. They just top it off a bit if needed (probably not often, since the grease from the burgers adds to it). They just throw the patties in and they sink — when they're done they rise to the top. I became aware of this a few years back from a newspaper article on them moving from their original location — they were treating 'moving the kettle' like they were shifting King Tut's collection. I can imagine a sample of that grease would contain an array of concentrated carcinogens unequaled by even the most outrageous of toxic waste dumps."
  • "Even the Milky Way has a black hole at its core with a mass of four millions times that of the Sun. Before you start running around in circles and screaming, remember this: 1) it’s a long way off, 26,000 light years (260 quadrillion kilometers), 2) its mass is still very small compared to the 200 billion solar masses of our galaxy, and therefore 3) it can’t really harm us. Unless it starts actively feeding. Which it isn’t. But it might start sometime, if something falls into it. Though we don’t know of anything that can fall into it soon. But we might miss cold gas."
  • "While each of Florida’s 27 electoral delegates represents almost 480,000 eligible voters, each of the three delegates from Wyoming represents only 135,000 eligible voters. That makes a voter casting a presidential ballot in Wyoming three and a half times more influential than a voter in Florida."
  • RCN gave me this universal remote when I got my cable box — and the paperwork seemed to have nothing about "Mode Lock," which was what I was looking for. So if the online version is more thorough, I better bookmark it …

07 Nov 08 Metaphor-Free Radio

I LOVE THIS!

07 Nov 08 Someone Give Billy Dee Some Money, Quick

Billy Dee Williams is a little sad as he steps into his old Lando Calrissian duds and runs against Palpatine:

07 Nov 08 Interesting Tidbit with Campaigns’ Election Night Instrumentals

Courtesy of MTV Movies:

Odd, then, that they both turned to the same man for support, the same man who could express so easily what they never could in words.

And that man was — Denzel Washington?

Movie lovers might have noticed that each man chose music from a Washington movie to play while walking offstage after their respective speeches. And, not for nothing, but we think they both made the perfect choice.

Consider: McCain left the Arizona stage to part of Hans Zimmer’s score from “Crimson Tide.” (This part, actually.) The 1995 Tony Scott film focused on a career Navy man (Gene Hackman), labeled a maverick by some, who is stripped of his authority and ultimately beaten by a young black guy, somewhat new to the scene (Washington).

Then there was Obama, who left the stage to the strings of Trevor Rabin’s score from “Remember the Titans.” The 2000 Disney/Bruckheimer joint? It followed an African-American coach who brought together whites and blacks to win a championship.

Hey, at least neither of them chose the “Manchurian Candidate” theme.

07 Nov 08 Little Shop of Horrors: Original Ending

The original ending to Little Shop of Horrors, which is faithful to how the musical ends:

The end sequence in part 3 wouldn’t have gone on as long as it does here; this was a compilation of all the shots they had obtained.

07 Nov 08 Brain-Damaged Girl Finally Can Tell Her Dad “I Love You”

Sniffle.

Just a few days after setting up the equipment, Elke’s parents, Glynnis and Matt Wisbey, described how their daughter started using her eyes to repeat the words ‘I love you’ over and over again.

Mrs. Wisbey, 43, who also has a son, Galahad, aged nine, said: ‘I thought it was stuck and then I realised what she was saying.

‘She was looking at the “I love you” icon and I couldn’t believe it, she kept doing it.

‘I said to Elke “are you telling Daddy you love him?” and she pointed at the icon “yes”.

‘It really choked me up, made me really emotional. I’m still emotional when I think about it.

07 Nov 08 “Behind the Scenes” Photo Set of Obama Win

Ever wonder what it’s like being there while the guy next to you wins the Presidency?

03 Nov 08 Net Crap (11/2 - 11/3)

These are things I ran across recently on the Internet and thought were interesting, remarkable, or stood out in some way to me.

02 Nov 08 Net Crap (10/30 - 11/2)

These are things I ran across recently on the Internet and thought were interesting, remarkable, or stood out in some way to me.

  • A scrape of the MetaTalk comments database to itemize the various "Metafilter: [Odd Motto]" comments.
  • A scrape of the Metafilter database to itemize all the "Metafilter: [odd motto]" comments.
  • "From car engines to search engines, from cell phones to stem cells, and thousands of subjects in between, HowStuffWorks has it covered. No topic is too big or too small for our expert editorial staff to unmask … or for you to understand. In addition to comprehensive articles, our helpful graphics and informative videos walk you through every topic clearly, simply and objectively. Our premise is simple: Demystify the world and do it in a simple, clear-cut way that anyone can understand. "
  • "News archive search provides an easy way to search and explore historical archives. In addition to helping you search, News archive search can automatically create timelines which show selected results from relevant time periods."
  • "There's been no living to be made from short stories in my lifetime. But short fiction endures because it provides a way of introducing writers to new readers, and because there are stories that need to be told at that length. For all these reasons I've decided to open myself to this uncertain future. Starting now, I plan to make all my short fiction and articles available on the web, both in HTML for easy browsing and in typeset PDFs for those who might want to print them. The process of conversion will take a while, but I hope to get to everything eventually, including a number of previously unpublished pieces and even some unsold screenplays."
  • "Music is in these two forms: Full Score, which shows each instrument's individual part, and Piano/guitar/vocal Reduction, an arrangement of the music for only piano and voice parts, with corresponding chord symbols (otherwise known as a Vocal Score). If you're playing this at home, you probably want the reduction." I bookmarked this more for the sheet music, which is kind of cool to look at.
  • "We created DailyLit because we spent hours each day on email but could not find the time to read a book. Now the books come to us by email. Problem solved. The Idea We got the idea for DailyLit after the New York Times serialized a few classic works in special supplements a few summers ago. We wound up reading books that we had always meant to simply by virtue of making them part of our daily routine of reading the newspaper. The only thing we do more consistently than read the paper is read email. Bingo! We put together a first version and began reading 'War of the Worlds' and 'Pride and Prejudice'. We showed it to friends, added more books and features at their request, and presto, DailyLit was born."
  • From Project Gutenberg, scanned in and at this link presented in a Flash reader format that looks like you're actually turning a book page.
  • A fan website for Charlie Kaufman, and this is the subpage containing links to his movies and television scripts.
  • Discussions about various religions and various spiritual beliefs.
  • "Got any good short, silly one-liner jokes? I just wanted to see if there were any fresh ones, as I've picked the few I liked from there already. An example of my current favorite is 'What's red and invisible?' 'No tomatoes.'"
  • "All my faith in God has been obliterated, and the shaky foundations of my philosophy and religion have been torn apart. All the writings of the existentialists and nihilist philosophers seem true to me. My hope is that someone can point me to a book that will offer some sense of meaning in a meaningless world. I don't mean some feel-good novel about the triumph of the human spirit, and I certainly don't mean a religious text."
  • Synopses of any episodes I might have missed on television.
  • All of the articles that are currently on the 43Folders wiki, containing various productivity porn and life hacks.
  • "This wiki is a catalog of the tricks of the trade for writing fiction. We dip into the cauldron of story, whistle up a hearty spoonful and splosh it in front of you to devour to your heart's content. Tropes are devices and conventions that a writer can reasonably rely on as being present in the audience members' minds and expectations. On the whole, tropes are not clichés. The word clichéd means 'stereotyped and trite'. In other words, dull and uninteresting. We are not looking for dull and uninteresting entries. We are here to recognize tropes and play with them, not to make fun of them."
  • "Mr. von Tetzchner said that Opera