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That’s 3,599,999,540 degrees Fahrenheit. Or, about how hot Chicago’s heat index is in mid-July. (Alternative punch line: “Finally, my pizza will arrive HOT!”)
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“The $10,000 bill bears the likeness of Salmon P. Chase, for whom the bank was named. Chase was a U.S. senator who served as treasury secretary under President Lincoln.”
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“The burger…consists of a thick and juicy burger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon. The burger is then placed in between each side of a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut.”
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“In more bad news for the Vista-on-Mac crowd, Microsoft reportedly told another IDF session on Thursday that the initial release of Vista won’t be supporting EFI at all.”
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“Don’t disrupt the space-time continuum!”
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“Ramirez is blind, yet she and dozens of other visually impaired sophomores in Chicago’s public school system are required to pass a written rules-of-the-road exam in order to graduate — a rule they say takes time away from learning material they might a
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“Osama bin Laden’s niece, an aspiring singer who posed for a sexy photo shoot in a men’s magazine last year, has signed up for a reality television show about her life and her as yet unfulfilled ‘quest for stardom.’”
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“[W]e must be ever-vigilant against those who would strongarm the judiciary into adopting their preferred policies. It takes a lot of degeneration before a country falls into dictatorship, but we should avoid these ends by avoiding these beginnings.”
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“Because civil-service rules make it nearly impossible to fire corrupt mail carriers, U.S. attorneys often agree to dismiss charges in exchange for their quitting. This happened to both Garofalo and Li.”
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“What, you mean aside from the fact that I can see her inner thigh in a story about child molestation? [...] No, the thing that is the most wrong about this picture? The canned expression of fear on her face! “
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“There’s also a small magnet hidden beneath the plastic on the bottom half of the iMac’s right side, and another magnet in the remote itself, so you can park the remote on your iMac instead of losing it within your couch cushions.”
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“The question is very simple; if abortion is illegal, and a woman has an abortion, what should the penalty be? It’s fascinating… none of them had ever given the question serious thought.”
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” … to break through the obstacles in every way with his claws so that he can be united with the other cats, until finally, with various noises, and miserable whines he declares his various affectations of indignation, rage, jealousy, love and desire.”
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One of the signs of the coming Apocolypse?
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“They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife.”
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