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Yeah, until *they* sell out, too.
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“Your luxated globes will also be susceptible to corneal abrasions or inflammation, and the feeling of your eyelids clamped down behind them won’t be pleasant.”
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“His doctor has advised him to stop campaigning and said it could be over a month before he can go back to work. The doctor also believes Stroger suffered a series of mini-strokes before yesterday.”
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Hubba hubba hubba hubba!
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“His brother, Ernest, who lives nearby, said the entourage of workers ‘looked like a bunch of ants’ when it came to rebuilding the 36-by-64 structure that was a combination living quarters and workshop.”
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I’m not sure that this whole feud isn’t just a way of drawing more attention to the statement itself. If so, it’s a masterful piece of crowd psychology.
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“When a dump truck backed into Curtis Gokey’s car, he decided to sue the city for damages. Only thing is, he was the one driving the dump truck.”
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“I’m sorry, but $1.99 is perfect for an iPod format. When you get to $10, you’re basically paying for a DVD without getting the DVD extras or quality.”
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“The porous mineral powder is poured into the wound, where pores quickly absorb water, which concentrates the blood’s clotting factors and so speeds up clotting [...] clots in less than 2 minutes, compared with the 10 minutes or so for untreated blood.”
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“[G]et a decent computer where you can actually read the text and you’re not sitting there cranking the thing while you’re trying to type.” Um, what the FUCK, Bill?
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“It would be imprudent for Cardinal George not to cede to this reality that corned beef and cabbage and green beer are the staples to an Irishman’s diet on St. Patrick’s Day.”
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If I ever find myself fortunate enough to be a father, some things to keep in mind …
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“Bullfighter is the epoch-defining software that works with Microsoft Word and PowerPoint to help you find and eliminate jargon in your documents.”
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“Now the phrase began to appear in print. Books, magazines, the covers of CDs, even the side of a case of oil at Pep Boys.”
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The hot fudge peanut butter sundae sounds rather amazing, as do a few of the other ones.
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