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“They had to tell the 92-year-old German mother that her 68-year-old daughter’s love life was none of their business.”
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“It encourages elitism over the socialistic nature of Internet publication, and the result benefits News Corporation, which, in turn, benefits a plethora of conservative causes in addition to the direct propagation of the conservative agenda via mass medi
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“Al, won’t you please run for President? / People love you more than you will know (whoa, whoa, whoa) / God bless you Al—run for President! / The country needs a leader—one with brains. / (Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)”
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What the FUCK?!
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“Hey, this is Frank. I’m on the Brown Line and there’s a delay northbound. Someone should be making an announcement about there being a power outage at Armitage.”
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“I take my free hand and slam my palm down on the erect straws which, of course, SNAP.”
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“David Sharp, 34, died apparently of oxygen deficiency while descending from the summit during a solo climb last week. More than 40 climbers are thought to have seen him as he lay dying, and almost all continued to the summit without offering assistance.
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“In short, where the hell is everybody? [...] Bread and circuses. The government and the corporations are giving us bread and circuses to keep us sufficiently distracted so the powers that be can pursue their agendas.”
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“Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.”
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